Jo-fizz enjoys a full and frank exchange of views. To kick off a conversation type something in the upper text box and press the button. Lightening quick Jo-fizz will make a reply in the lower box. Type your riposte in the upper box again and before you know it you've got yourself a conversation. It's just like being snugly ensconsed in your favourite pub with a crowd of your idiot friends!
You'll probably notice that at first Jo-fizz isn't very original in what he says. If you go on, though, you'll find that he gets more imaginative...
All that happens is that Jo-fizz analyzes the order of the words in each sentence you enter. The more sentences you enter the more word orders Jo-fizz has to choose from.
Mail me and let me know what you think! I'd also be interested to know if the script won't work for you, as there may be some compatability issues I haven't considered. Include your operating system and browser version.
Would you like to look under the bonnet? Click here to download the script.
Jo-fizz is delighted to welcome you!
This page is best viewed at a screen resolution of 800x600 with a color depth of 256 colours or more. The script and HTML have been tested for the following browers:
    Netscape Navigator 4.01
    Netscape Navigator 3.02
    Internet Explorer 4.01
    Internet Explorer 3.02
    Opera 3.21
This page, including all the images and scripts it contains, was created by Seán Hennessy of Two Dots Ltd.
The script on this page is written for JavaScript 1.1, which is supported in Netscape 3, IE3 and Opera 3. If you have a level 4 browser the script will use some JavaScript 1.2 features that make it a bit more robust.
Have you tried Opera browser yet? If not, then I strongly recommend you do. It has support for JavaScript and Netscape plug-ins, and has a barrow-load of features that should be in Explorer and Navigator, but aren't. Too many goodies to describe here - try it out for yourselft and see!
Opera! The browser that was made for you!
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